December 2009
babby
You: how is babby formed
You: how girl get pragnent
Stranger: by taking your foreign ass and fucking it rally hard
You: They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Stranger: then i take my um in m mouth and i put it in your mouth
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Lole
Stranger: need a big cock to suck :d
You: Well hrm.. o_o
You: I have them all over my body. :o
Stranger: :<
You: All shapes and colors. :3
Stranger: D:
Stranger: that's silly
You: Well, you must pick one! :0
You: I suggest the blue one :3
You: It's a smurf's that mutated into my body o-o
Stranger: D:
Stranger: what flavor is it
You: Toast. :3
Stranger: :d
Stranger: i'd touch it
You: It's 34083240932340 centimeters long o.o;;
Stranger: D;
Stranger: buuuut
Stranger: inchessss
Stranger: :<
You: Oh..Inches is.. o_o Derp!
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Awwww :3
Stranger: Never call yourself ugly.
Stranger: You are beautiful.
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Another short one..
Stranger: It's time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum, But im all...Out of gum
Stranger: My names Duke Nukem!
You: Fish heads Fish Heads..Roly poly fish heads :3
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This one was stupid D:
You: My goat is stuck in your cheese. D:
Stranger: no
Stranger: no it isnt
Stranger: thats not possible
You: But the moose got a twisted nipple and needs some CPR in his turnip. :C
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: oh dear indeed
Stranger: call an ambulance
Stranger: or pour some milk on him
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You: BOB
Stranger: MARK?
You: HOW'S IT GOING MAYUN?! Those years in college.. D:
You: With the flaming tassles..Good times.. >_>
Stranger: IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
Stranger: Are you still seeing Candice?
You: No, she slutted around and ended up giving me AIDs :C
Stranger: I saw it coming.
Stranger: I ran into Bill the other day, and uh
Stranger: he's actually running a bondage shop now
Stranger: he moved to New York of course
You: No way!!! O________O I saw our old teacher...Mr. Nichelson and he's actually a pedophile!
You: I saw him gettin arrested!
Stranger: Ah, good old Mr. Nichelson.
Stranger: He was the one who taught me the right way to touch a girl.
Stranger: He demonstrated on his daughter of course.
Stranger: The cheeky basterd!
You: Dang..His daughter's SOOOOOO fine though..MMM. I'd tap that any day. ;/
You: I mean she is 7
You: Is that weird?
Stranger: Nah, I would DESTROY her.
Stranger: You know I always used to say....
Stranger: We'd never uh...
Stranger: we'd never part
Stranger: its been hard without you man...
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: I went to prison...
Stranger: got raped
Stranger: got out of prison
Stranger: got raped
Stranger: became a rapist
Stranger: got raped...
Stranger: its just one thing after another.
You: Those are harsh times man but I have a confession to make...
You: I...
You: was one of the rapists...
You: :l
Stranger: ....ma....mark...
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU!
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I'm only using this site for Omegle! :3
You: I like being in my diapers and pooping in them :3
Stranger: ismo laitela
You: I'M AFRICAN
Stranger: me to!
You: I have huge bubba lips ;d
You: They flap in the wind :3
Stranger: oh!:O i like your lips
Stranger: nicee
You: You like huge afros too? ;3
You: My belly has one also O_O
Stranger: jeps niinq ahti sanois
You: Domo arigatou Mr Roboto :3
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